Zap doesn’t have a lot to say except things are ready and we are waiting for things to begin after Easter. This update contains a lot of humor. –B
Zap, Susan and Poof Update
April 5, 2015
CAT STEVENS LYRICS
“Morning Has Broken”
Morning has broken, like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning
Praise for the springing fresh from the world
Sweet the rain’s new fall, sunlit from heaven
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass
Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden
Sprung in completeness where his feet pass
Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning
Born of the one light, eden saw play
Praise with elation, praise every morning
God’s recreation of the new day
Greetings and Salutations,
We are observing the changing landscape and the lighter mood of the masses. The feeling that permeates most readers these days is that change is in the making and so it is. There are actions afoot that will please everyone and what we would ask is that no one get antsy or do anything untoward
Be with the process that is now unfolding and allow the legal jargon to unfold as it must, as it has to, as is necessary. Don’t go off half-cocked and don’t go off doing anything half way anywhere. You have been supported for this long, now is not the time to lose your head.
We mean it; don’t do anything that will put your head near an ax. The ND’s are meant to curtail gossip, small talk, dangerous frivolities, and more. Pay Attention!!!
I AM ZAP, AND I HAVE BEEN CHEMTRAIL FREE FOR THE LAST 8 DAYS. (QUIET APPLAUSE).
MANY YEARS AGO, I LOOKED UP AT THE SKY, AND BECAME ADDICTED. I USED TO JUMP OUT OF BED, GO OUTSIDE, AND ROLL AROUND IN THE GRASS WHERE THE STUFF FROM THE CHEMTRAILS DESCENDED. I COULD NOT GET ENOUGH OF IT. GRAVEL DRIVEWAYS WERE A BIT TRICKY, BUT I WAITED UNTIL THERE WAS NOBODY AROUND, AND ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT.
MY SECRET WAS RECENTLY DISCOVERED, AND THANKS TO THE COMMAND’S INTERVENTION, I AM NOW CHEMTRAIL FREE. IT TOOK AN ARDUOUS 20 SECONDS TO COME DOWN OFF THE HIGH, AND AFTER A 3 SMALL PINTS OF MOONSHINE, I WAS OK. HALLELUIAH!
I AM WILLING TO BE INTERVENED ON A BI-WEEKLY BASIS, PREFERABLY FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS IF I FALL OFF THE WAGON (WHICH AT THIS POINT IS HIGHLY LIKELY).
I have a response to the one asking about the Canadian Tax System. Please look into Winston Shrout. His blog is “Solutions in Commerce”. I think he will be of enormous help in that regard. Blessings to all! SH
THANKS SH. THAT IS OF GOOD HELP TO MANY.
THIS COMING WEEK PORTENDS TO BE A HUGE STEP FORWARD WITH 01 RELEASING SO MANY “READY” SCENARIOS. NOW THAT THE USA IS PART OF THE AIIB, AND HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO ALLOW THE HISTORIC BOND REDEMPTIONS TO BE EFFECTED, THE RV SHOULD BE IN LOCK STEP WITH THIS MOVEMENT.
THE FUNDS WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR PAYMENTS NOW, AND SO I EXPECT ALL WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR TO BE RELEASED INTO THE MAINSTREAM ECONOMIES.
THE NEW FINANCIAL SYSTEM IS READY AND IS WORKING WELL. NO GLITCHES. AND THE GENERAL OVER THERE, NOT THE ADMIRAL OVER HERE, IS WALKING FROM ROOM TO ROOM TO GIVE THE REPORTERS SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT. CURRENT NEWS ON THE AIR OVER THERE CONSTANTLY REPORTS ON THE GENERAL GOING IN…TO THE KITCHEN, THE LIVING ROOM, THE BASEMENT, THE WORKSHOP, ETC. IT IS GOOD THERE IS SUCH CAREFUL COVERAGE AND WE KNOW WHERE HE IS GOING.
OVER HERE, ADMIRAL BOB IS SOMETIMES OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT, SO WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE HE IS OR WHERE HE IS GOING. AND RIGHT NOW NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE THAT MUCH AS ALL EYES ARE ON THE GENERAL. AND MISS TWITTY, HIS ASSISTANT.
MISS TWITTY RESEMBLES MISS PHIPPS FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, BUT I HAVE NOT HEARD OF ANY PURPLE PORKERS RUNNING AROUND UNDERFOOT. SOMETHING ABOUT GOATS WAS MENTIONED WITH PURPLE KNAPSACKS.
BY THE WAY, THIS ISIS THING IS GETTING WEIRD. SO FAR THEY HAVE TAKEN OVER SEVERAL COUNTRIES. WHY IS THERE NO OUTCRY? IS IT ONLY WHEN THE BIG BAD USA COMES IN IS THERE ANY NEWS ABOUT WARMONGERING? DOES ANYBODY CARE THAT ISIS IS ASSIMILATING COUNTRIES? SOMEBODY IS ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL.
AND THEY HAVE SUCH A GREAT AGENDA: KILL ALL INFIDELS.
ARE YOU AN INFIDEL? WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME ONE? MISS PHIPPS IS WORKING OUT THE CURRICULUM, AND IT SHOULD BE READY NEXT WEEK. ONLY 4999.95 WILL GET YOU YOUR VERY OWN INFIDEL CERTIFICATE AND A ONE WAY TICKET TO THE ISIS COUNTRY OF YOUR CHOICE. PERHAPS LONDON WILL BE ISIS BY THAT TIME, OR FRANCE.
WE ALSO WILL ACCEPT ANY LAST WILLS AND TESTAMENTS IN FAVOR OF THE INFIDEL LEAGUE OF NATIONS. OR CASH DONATIONS SINCE LIFE EXPECTANCY IS MEASURED IN DAYS OR WEEKS FOR NEWCOMERS.
NO, BUTTONS, PIECES OF STRING OR LEFTOVER DYNAMITE DO NOT QUALIFY.
THERE IS LITTLE ELSE TO SAY OTHER THAN WE HAVE PRINTED OUT PICTURES OF DELICIOUS BROWN ROASTED TURKEYS, WITH SMALLER PICTURES OF SWEET POTATOES AND CRANBERRIES, AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF CADBURY CRÈME EGGS WITH THE YOLK DRIPPING OUT. WE WILL ATTEMPT THIS PAPER FEAST WITH LOTS OF KETCHUP. (MISS PHIPPS! …MY CRUTCH PLEASE…I DON’T CARE ABOUT TIMMY …I GOTTA LOOK THE PART).
BUT, THERE IS ONE THING THAT I WILL ASK THIS WEEK. DONATE HARD PLEASE. ONE OF OUR GUYS IS GOING IN FOR SURGERY AS SOON AS THERE IS ENOUGH MONEY. HE IS NOT IN NORTH AMERICA AT THE MOMENT AND CAN NOT FLY BACK HERE BECAUSE OF HIS CONDITION. HE IS NOT IN GOOD SHAPE AND HE MUST GO IN NEXT WEEK ON AN EMERGENCY BASIS. IT IS DIABETES RELATED WITH HEART COMPLICATIONS. HE IS OVER 60, AND IS INSTRUMENTAL TO OUR BANKING SIDE. [HE IS] ONE OF THE FEW STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW BANKERS I HAVE MET. YOU KNOW I DO NOT ASK FOR MYSELF, BUT THIS IS WEIGHING HEAVILY ON ME AND I AM VERY SHORT ON GIVING HIM THE HELP HE NEEDS. PLEASE HELP ME DO THIS FOR HIM. I OWE HIM GREATLY, AND HE IS CRITICAL TO OUR PROJECT SIDE. HIS NAME IS PETER. MUCH THANKS.
ALL OTHER GLOBAL MATTERS ARE WAITING UNTIL EASTER IS OVER, AND THEN WE WILL SEE MUCH ACTION STARTING. I CAN NOT STRESS ENOUGH THE VALUE OF PATIENCE AND JUST WAITING FOR IT ALL TO MANIFEST AND IT WILL.
THIS DRESS REHEARSAL THING HAS GONE OUT THE WINDOW NOW, AND THE MAIN SHOW IS STARTING. THE PRELUDE IS PLAYING, AND THE PURPLE PIGS ARE AGAIN PREPARING TO CROON THEIR WAY INTO YOUR HEART.
NOW, WE ALL KNOW PIGS ARE CHALLENGED WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING FINE THINGS LIKE EASTER EGGS, YOU KNOW…COLORING THEM AND STUFF. BUT SNUFFLES HAD A BRAINFULL IDEA, AND CAME UP WITH AN INGENIOUS WAY OF SHOWING THE EASTER EGG SPIRIT. SEE THE GREAT PICTURE THEY SENT US.
NOW, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DONATE BUTTON, BUT I AM TOLD IT DOES NOT WORK. I AM AT A LOSS.
IN DIVINE GRATITUDE.
“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”
April 5, 2015
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