Zap Mid-Week Report for April 9 (VI)

Zap Mid-Week Report for April 9

April 9, 2015

Thank you GH for sending this to Recaps.

HI ALL

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL NEWS TO SHARE NOW.

THE MAIN REDEMPTION FUNDS FOR THE HISTORIC ASSET REDEMPTIONS (BONDS ETC) ARE RELEASED AND THE BANKS HAVE USABLE CASH TO PAY OUT NOW.

THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

WHAT THIS MEANS FOR US IS THAT THE FUNDS WE HAVE BEEN ALL AWAITING ARE AVAILABLE.

IT WILL TAKE A BIT OF TIME FOR THEM TO SHOW AT THE LOWER LEVELS TO GET TO THE FOOD AND SHELTER STUFF, BUT AT LEAST WE KNOW THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY, AND WILL ARRIVE.

ALL OUR WAITING HAS NOT BEEN FOR NAUGHT, AND PATIENCE, PERSEVERANCE, AND HARD WORK HAVE BROUGHT US ALL HERE TO THIS POINT. A HEARTY “WELL DONE!” TO ALL THAT HAVE SACRIFICED FOR THIS MOMENT. THANK YOU. MUCH LOVE AND HUGS.

THE PPP AND RV SHOULD BE AROUND THE CORNER NOW WITH THIS FORMAL RELEASE.

PERSONALLY, I HAVE BEEN INUNDATED WITH WORK THIS LAST WEEK, AND IT IS A MIRACLE IT SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE THIS, BUT I TURNED OFF THE CELL, AND HUNKERED DOWN. THERE ARE A FEW EMAILS THAT CAME IN THAT WERE TREMENDOUSLY SUPPORTIVE OF PETER, AND I VERY MUCH APPRECIATE THE KINDNESS SHOWN AND THE FEW DONATIONS THAT HAVE COME IN.

I AM GRATEFUL. A HEART ISSUE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY COSTS, AND NOT BEING ABLE TO TRAVEL TO THE AMERICAS FOR GOOD CARE IS TERRIBLE (AIRLINES WILL NOT ALLOW TRAVEL WITHOUT A DOCTOR’S RELEASE).

THE AMOUNT I AM TRYING TO RAISE IS OVER 2000, AND A BIT OVER 800 HAS COME IN. ALL OF THIS IS FOR THE MEDICAL FEES AND POST-SURGERY CARE.

Hello again ZAP,

So happy to hear you are now “chemical Free.” This is I who ordered the intervention for you.

I

HI I. IN RESPECT OF CHEMTRAILS…THE SKIES HAVE BEEN CLEAR UNTIL TODAY WHEN A SINGLE CHEMTRAIL JUST CROSSED THE SKY. INTERESTINGLY, ANOTHER JET GAVE OUT A REGULAR CONTRAIL. I TOOK A PICTURE ABOUT HALF HOUR AGO WHEN I WENT OUTSIDE TO ENJOY THE FRESH AIR. HERE IS THE BEST PIX OF THIS WITH THE SUNSET HIGHLIGHTING THE TWO TRAILS. I ALSO TOOK A MOVIE WITH THE CAMERA. THEY LET ONE SLIP THROUGH. MADE A GREAT PHOTO THOUGH.

Hi Susan. I knew about chemtrails 40 years ago from a radio show that hosted an investigative reporter from Canada. It was many years before they came to my area in NY and I recognized them immediately. At first the planes were gridding the sky and it was pretty obvious (that was in December of 2009). I’ve watched them change methods of distribution over the years, and believe me they have not stopped spraying us. We don’t see the large number of planes anymore and sometimes none at all, but the color of the blue sky is washed out and the spray is obvious to a trained eye. Lately they have been creating what looks like real clouds. On days when we have natural clouds, they spray a shorter chemtrail than usual, but much longer than is normal for a contrail. They dissolve the clouds completely then replace them with fake ones they create. They probably are using stealth technology and newer methods of distribution because the spray covers the sky very quickly and often leaves a milky white sky. There are variables of course to what they are doing. We had a non-spray day two days ago. It was beautiful and the first we have seen in many months. We had a dark blue sky with real cumulous clouds for several hours. Sadly the real clouds were dissolved and replaced with chemclouds. The idea of trails is getting passé now, so we need to call them chem-clouds now, even though I do still see a few chemtrails thrown in to the mix.

I just wanted to inform you that they are not finished just yet, so don’t be fooled. They only became more deceptive in their methods and techniques.

T

EXACTLY THE PATTERN I HAVE SEEN HERE AS WELL. THE PILOT THAT CAME OUT AND STATED WHAT IS HAPPENING CAN NOT BE IGNORED. I GOT THE POSTING, AND SUSAN HAS A COPY. I DO NOT HAVE THE URL, BUT IT IS OUT THERE. SCARY STUFF. WE ARE BREATHING ETHYLENE DIBROMIDE, VIRALLY MUTATED MOLDS, NANO-PARTICULATES OF ALUMINUM AND BARIUM AND CATIONIC POLYMER FIBERS WITH UNIDENTIFIED BIO-ACTIVE MATERIAL. NICE SOUP THEY THROW AT US. WHY?

I had a question for Zap. He mentioned the “Command” in tonight’s message – is that the Ashtar Command? I know he has said in the past that the stuff Cobra says is legitimate. Should we expect some type of disclosure regarding the “friends “upstairs” soon? Also, can you speak more about them? So much info and disinfo on the web.

Regards, J

YES, I MEANT ASHTAR. A WEEK OR SO AGO I WAS GIVEN THE MESSAGE THAT THEY WOULD TAKE CARE OF THE CHEMTRAIL GUYS. THE NEXT DAY, WE HAD BLUE SKIES UNTIL TODAY WITH THIS LONELY JET SPRAYING A SWATH. AND YES, WE CAN EXPECT FULL DISCLOSURE SOON. ALL THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY IS PREPARED FOR THIS EVENT, BUT I WOULD WARRANT TO SAY THAT THINGS HAVE TO GET A BIT MORE STABLE HERE BEFORE THAT OCCURS.

Hi Zap…With the wallets empty, cupboard bare and mail is just another mess of bills we are unable to pay…….a good laugh makes things easier.

Your “mutated rabbits” is a winner and worthy of whatever literary kudo we could think of.

Thank you dear friend for your recognition of the value of a sense of humor that defies description.

I turned 82 on Easter and your [message] was the [highlight] of the day!!!

Loveya….YMB

WELL….THANK YOU, AND ALLOW ME TO SHARE ANOTHER EXEMPLARY TIRADE FROM A DIFFERENT RABBIT. HE HAS BEEN AROUND FOR YEARS SUSAN SAID, AND HAS SOME SORT OF CONDITION THAT ALLOWS HIM TO ERADICATE GRAMMAR WITHOUT EFFORT. UNCANNY.

(The following is Zaps correspondence with a vegetable. I believe he should have left it out. It takes too much space and time to read it. –B)

You are an assh*le!

I AM NOT, BUT I DO HAVE ONE. LOOK UP “ANATOMY”. DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR?

for a few seconds when I read your totally bullsh*t posts I get angry

AWWW…SNOOKUMS IS UPSET. WET AGAIN?….MISS PHIPPS!

than only for a second because I don’t wish to feed your master with my anger.

MASTER EATS ONLY ORGANIC NON-GMO VEGETABLES WITH OCCASIONAL FREE RANGE CHICKEN. PIGS EAT GMO WITHOUT HARM. ARE YOU ORGANIC OR GMO? JUST ASKING.

so I just prefer to email you assh*le

HAVE YOU TRIED SEMAPHORE? AND YOUR COMMAND OF WORDS IS AS SINGULAR AS YOUR GRAMMAR.

the sky here is filled with chemtrails, as usual everything you say is sh*t!

YOUR LOGIC IS ASTOUNDING. HAVE YOU GIVEN THOUGHT ON HOW TO GET OUT OF THAT PESKY WET BAG YET? OR IS THE CRAPPY WORD JUST AN AFTERTHOUGHT TO BE WROUGHT INTO THE FABRIC OF YOUR COMPLEX SENTENCE.

fewer people read your bullsh*t each week.

OH NO! MISS PHIPPS! GET MARKETING IN HERE! SNUFFLES, CALL THE BOYS!

I think many of us read it for a laugh at you and the other moron susan.

FIRSTLY, I DEEPLY DOUBT YOUR PROMOTION OF THE FIRST INSTANCE. THINKING IS RESERVED FOR HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS. SUSAN A MORON? OK. FOLLOWING YOUR LOGIC, SINCE I AM THE FIRST MORON, THAT WOULD MAKE HER THE SECOND MORON. SINCE WE ARE ALL THE SAME AT THE BASIC LEVEL, BY EXTENSION, YOU ARE A MORON AS WELL. GOOD. NOW THAT WE HAVE DETERMINED THE MATTER OF YOU BEING A MORON, DO YOU THINK…ERR…UNDERSTAND THAT LAUGHING IS GOOD FOR YOU?

yet you still beg for money.

I ASK FOR HELP FOR A FRIEND. HAVE YOU EVER ASKED FOR HELP FOR A FRIEND? DID YOU ASK OR BEG WHEN YOU ASK OR BEG? IS THERE A DIFFERENCE? IS THIS THE YEAR OF THE GOAT? ARE YOU A GOAT OR A RABBIT? DO PIGS FLY? IS THE MOON MADE OF CHEESE? WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP OF THE MOON WITH COWS? ARE PIGS INVOLVED? SORRY…JUST THINKING ALOUD… IMPORTANT STUFF…

if the fu*king funds are being released today, tomorrow, last week, last month, last year, or whatever bullsh*t you wish for us to believe why do you beg assh*le?

THE FUNDS ARE BEING RELEASED LAST EON. WHAT AM I BEGGING FOR AGAIN? AM I BEGGING OR ASKING? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF MY NAME? OH SORRY, I DIGRESS AGAIN…

mcdonalds could probably use a genius like you for minimum wage

WHEN DO I START? SHEESH…GRAMMAR SUCKS…LIKE MUMBLING ALMOST. HARD TO READ. BUT LET ME JUST SAY THAT I WOULD NOT MAKE GOOD MINIMUM WAGE. HOW WOULD THEY CASH ME? I DO NOT WANT A BANK STAMP ON ANY PART OF MY BODY.

much more than you and susan are worth. get a job assh*le!

OK, NOW DO I GO TO MCDONALDS AND APPLY, OR DO THEY KNOW WHO I AM ALREADY AND I CAN GET FAST TRACKED. I AM TRYING MY BEST, BUT WHICH MCDONALDS? WHERE? DO THEY HAVE COOL UNIFORMS? KNAPSACKS? HOW LONG ARE THE BREAKS? CAN I SMOKE ON THE JOB?

I will continue to enjoy reading your bullsh*t

WONDERFUL! THANK YOU! YOU ARE TOO KIND. GOT ANY MONEY?

and begging and occasionally get angry at your total disinfo.

ALRIGHTY THEN…ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES START NEXT WEEK (MISS PHIPPS!…) FOLLOWED BY INFORMATION CLASSES. BOTH COST ONLY $19999.99 PER DAY. YOU WILL SIT IN FRONT OF SOMETHING CALLED AN “INFORMATION DISPLAY” A HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED MICRO ELECTRONIC WONDER WHERE YOU WILL LEARN MANY THINGS ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE…IMAGINE THAT! YOU WILL LEARN THE WONDERS OF INFORMATION ON THIS MARVELOUS DEVICE, AND GET VERY ACCURATE INFORMATION, UNLESS IT IS DISINFORMATION, FROM SOMETHING CALLED THE “INTERNET”. IT WILL BE VERY HELPFUL TO YOU, AND I PROMISE YOU WILL BE FULL OF IT.

zappy, you and susan and poof before serve your master (TPTW)

WHO? TINY PETIT TEENSY WEENIE? DON’T KNOW HIM.

very well with bullsh*t, lies, false hope and no change.

WHAT FALSE HOPE? IT HAPPENED. AND SINCE THERE ARE NO LIES HERE, OR COWS, ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT CHANGE IS THE ONLY CONSTANT MY DEAR RABBIT.

hey maybe you have a place is the next administration in DC.

THERE IS AN ADMINISTRATION? WOW. DOES IT PAY BETTER THAN MCDONALDS?

they can always use a few more sycophant turds like you and susan.

OH DEAR….YOU REALLY MUST STOP MUMBLING. I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU SAY.

I am convinced you are worthless and evil but funny to read.
WZ

OH COOL, I AM FUNNY TO READ. IS THAT LIKE BEING POPULAR AND EVERYTHING? WILL I MAKE MORE MONEY AND HAVE CARS AND STUFF? OH, SNUFFLES THINKS I’M FUNNY, BUT GRUMBLES HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION. I REALLY WANT TO SETTLE THAT SO COULD YOU COME OVER HERE AND TELL HIM THAT I AM FUNNY? PLEASE? IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME. TELL THE PIG I’M FUNNY. (MISS PHIPPS!…VIDEO CAMERA…)

I THINK MY WORTH IS SOMETHING LIKE $45 MILLION “CALCULATED BY SELLING THE BONE MARROW, DNA, LUNGS, KIDNEYS, HEART, ETC AS COMPONENTS” ACCORDING TO A RECENT ARTICLE IN WIRED MAGAZINE. THE MINERALS MAYBE ABOUT $5 ON THE GENEROUS SIDE. YES, YOU CAN LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE UNDER “HUMAN MINERAL WORTH”. ONE SITE QUOTED THAT

“If you’re looking to make a buck with your bod, your best bet would be to sell individual organs, but since that’s illegal, an alternative might be to tan your hide for use as leather. Your skin would be worth about $3.50 if it were sold at the price of a cowhide, which runs around $0.25 per square foot. So, if you take a dollar’s worth of elements plus the value of your skin, you might be able to get $4.50, which we’ll round up to $5, so you’ll feel better about your chemical value.

MY DEAR RABBIT, YOU ERR IN YOUR DEPICTION OF WORTHLESSNESS. CLEARLY I AM VERY VALUABLE.

NOW AS TO BEING EVIL… I SURE AM EVIL, AND GOOD, AND SHADES IN BETWEEN. THAT’S THE POINT RIGHT? IF ONE IS ALL AND ALL IS ONE, THEN YOU HAVE TO EMBRACE ALL THE PIECES, AND NOT JUST THE SELECTED ONES WITHOUT LEARNING THE REST. SO BRAVO MY DEAR RABBIT…YOU HAVE MANAGED TO GET SOMETHING RIGHT.

IN SUMMARY, I AM FIRSTLY ASTOUNDED BY YOUR COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. REMARKABLE DICTION, EXTRAORDINARY GRAMMAR, AND THE SHEER FLOW OF THE WORDS IS BEYOND DESCRIPTION.

SECONDLY, DID YOU GET OUT OF THE WET BAG YET? GOOD NEWS! WE CAN HELP! WE OFFER A VERY COMPLEX AND SIMPLE DEVICE TO EXTRACT YOU. FOR A SMALL CHARGE (SIMILAR TO THE CLASSES WE OFFERED), YOU TOO CAN HAVE THIS AMAZING AND NECESSARILY CLEVER PIECE OF 100% REAL STEEL THAT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE MORE IN TUNE WITH YOUR PERSONALITY. IT HAS A CAREFULLY CRAFTED HOOK ON ONE END THAT HAS A SPECIAL DEVICE BUILT-IN THAT DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY ELECTRICITY TO POWER IT. IT CAN PULL NAILS FROM 2X4S AND OTHER HEAVY WOODS. THE OTHER END OF THIS 3 FOOT GLEAMING SHAFT OF 100% REAL STEEL (MISS PHIPPS…SPRAY CAN PLEASE…PURPLE) PAINTED YOUR FAVORITE COLOR HAS AN INCREDIBLY PRECISE ANGLE TO IT THAT, WITH THE RIGHT LEVERAGE (SEPARATE CLASS BUT WE WILL THROW IT IN AT A 10% DISCOUNT JUST FOR YOU TODAY ONLY), CAN PUSH 2 PIECES OF WET PAPER BAG APART WITH EXEMPLARY EASE. YOU WILL BE ASTOUNDED AND BEFUDDLED AS TO HOW EASY IT IS TO LEVER THE BAGS APART WITH THIS WONDER TOOL FOR THE TOOL. WE WILL EVEN GET YOU A MARKETING CONTRACT (FOR A NOMINAL FEE) WHERE YOU WILL DEMONSTRATE FOR THE WORLD AND ENDORSE THIS AMAZING WONDER TOOL BY SHOWING HOW TO PRY BAGS APART (MISS PHIPPS!…).

AND I HOPE YOU CAN FIND TIME FROM YOUR VERY BUSY SCHEDULE AS EVIDENCED BY YOUR LABORIOUSLY WRITTEN MESSAGE OF LOVE, TO STUDY THIS GRAMMAR THING I MENTIONED. AND DON’T FORGET TO COME OVER TO HAVE THAT TALK WITH GRUMBLES ABOUT FUNNY STUFF. YOU MAY HAVE TO DO SEVERAL TAKES…ERR…REPEAT IT SEVERAL TIMES. HE IS SORTA HARD OF HEARING WE THINK. SPEAK REAL LOUD.

THANKS FOR THE DISTRACTION.

SO THERE YOU HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL NEWS ON THIS 8TH DAY OF THE MONTH WITH THE FUNDS BEING RELEASED FOR THE REDEMPTIONS. THAT IS THE BIG SIGNAL.

I WAS HOPING IT WOULD HAVE COME A LOT SOONER, BUT IT DID COME. NOW OUR HUMANITY CAN GET TO THE REAL WORK AHEAD AND GET THE PLANET BACK IN PRISTINE SHAPE.

I DO NOT HAVE ANY OTHER INFORMATION AT THE MOMENT OTHER THAN TO SAY THAT THE INTEGRATION OF THE ENCRYPTED ONLINE SYSTEM FOR THE PROJECTS IS GETTING DONE AND SHOULD BE IN TESTING STAGE AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK.

THANKS AGAIN FOR THE HELP FOR PETER, AND WHATEVER COMES IN FROM YOU WILL GET THIS MAN BACK TO HEALTH. HIS CONTRIBUTION TO HUMANITY CAN NOT BE MEASURED ENOUGH.

IN INCONSPICUOUS GRATITUDE,
ZAP

“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
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